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today = Stamp.getDate();
msg[1] = "Life seems so rosy in the cradle,<br />But I'll be a friend I'll tell you what's in store<br />There's nothing at the end of the rainbow.<br />There's nothing to grow up for anymore<br />[<a href='http://www.richardthompson-music.com/' target='_blank'>Richard Thompson</a>]";
msg[2] = "Got the Bob Dylan blues<br />And the Bob Dylan Shoes<br />And my clothes and my hair's in a mess<br />But you know I just couldn't care less<br />[<a href='http://www.sydbarrett.net/' target='_blank'>Syd Barrett</a>]";
msg[3] = "Instead of being cyphers<br />In a brave new council block<br />With endless empty neighbours<br />And an ever bolted lock<br />[<a href='http://www.royharper.co.uk/' target='_blank'>Roy Harper</a>]";
msg[4] = "The moon showed up<br />and it started to show<br />tonight there'd be ice cream<br />ice cream for crow<br />[<a href='http://www.beefheart.com/' target='_blank'>Don Van Vliet</a>]";
msg[5] = "The world was looking stretched and tight,<br />it's an overblown balloon.<br />I've got the feeling something big<br />has got to happen soon.<br />[<a href='http://www.judge-smith.com/' target='_blank'>Judge Smith</a>]";
msg[6] = "My zero to your power of ten equals nothing at all<br />[<a href='http://www.j-tull.com/' target='_blank'>Ian Anderson</a>]";
msg[7] = "Her flaxen hair and marble skin<br />Belies the emptiness within<br />But with a little luck and a little show<br />They may never know <br />[<a href='http://www.comedyoferrors.org.uk/'>Jim Johnston</a>]";
msg[8] = "I do everything I'm supposed to do<br />If something's wrong, then it must be you<br />I know the ways of a woman<br />I've read about love<br />[<a href='http://www.richardthompson-music.com/' target='_blank'>Richard Thompson</a>]";
msg[9] = "He's got greasy hair, nasty yellow teeth<br />Complexion like mouldy corned beef.<br />[Lee Newe]";
msg[10] = "The civilized keep alive the territorial war<br />Erase the race that claim the place<br />And say we dig for ore<br />Or dangle Devils in a bottle<br />And push them from the pull of the bush<br />[<a href='http://www.katebush.com/' target='_blank'>Kate Bush</a>]";
msg[11] = "Is the empire of sensation locked in a black box deep in me, encoded there somehow?<br />[<a href='http://www.sofasound.com/' target='_blank'>Peter Hammill</a>]";
msg[12] = "Tote'n old grain in uh printed sack<br />The dust blows forward 'n dust blows back<br />And the wind blows black thru the sky<br />And the smokestack blows up in suns eye<br />[<a href='http://www.beefheart.com/' target='_blank'>Don Van Vliet</a>]";
msg[13] = "We are the generation of fear.<br /> [Lee Newe]";
msg[14] = "Thank you for buying hat.<br /> [<a href='http://www.keneally.com' target='_blank'>Mike Keneally</a>]";
msg[15] = "If you've all the things that you require<br />Except the things you want<br />The past is gone forever<br />And it's only dreams that count <br />[<a href='http://www.comedyoferrors.org.uk/'>Jim Johnston</a>]";
msg[16] = "Telescopically degenerate<br />[Lee Newe]";
msg[17] = "Poodle Artichoke a fishtank<br />[Mick Bordet]";
msg[18] = "Information is not knowledge<br />Knowledge is not wisdom<br />Wisdom is not truth<br />Truth is not beauty<br />Beauty is not love<br />Love is not music<br />Music is the best...<br />[<a href='http://www.zappa.com/' target='_blank'>Frank Zappa</a>]";
msg[19] = "The scarlet lady<br />Is sleeping with me<br />She's driving my<br />Lambourghini<br />[Lee Newe]";
msg[20] = "The pumpkin coach and the rags approach and the wind is devouring the ashes<br />[<a href='http://www.royharper.co.uk/' target='_blank'>Roy Harper</a>]";
msg[21] = "I tore my yellow blackboard in a cemetery<br />[Mick Bordet]";
msg[22] = "Not drowning, but waving<br />[<a href='http://www.judge-smith.com/' target='_blank'>Judge Smith</a>]";
msg[23] = "And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away<br />on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George<br /> who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.<br />[<a href='http://www.j-tull.com/' target='_blank'>Ian Anderson</a>]";
msg[24] = "If I can avoid being stung by a bee<br />I will<br />[<a href='http://www.keneally.com' target='_blank'>Mike Keneally</a>]";
msg[25] = "You say its O.K. for me<br />But I don't see her claws<br />Ah but how can any man talk like you<br />With a wonderful wife like yours<br />[<a href='http://www.royharper.co.uk/' target='_blank'>Roy Harper</a>]";
msg[26] = "Journalism's kinda scary<br />And of it we should be wary<br />[<a href='http://www.zappa.com/' target='_blank'>Frank Zappa</a>]";
msg[27] = "Holding their fate<br />You're living in a movie<br />But you are only seven men<br />Really only seven men<br />You are only seven men<br />And they are nations<br />[<a href='http://www.harperspace.com/' target='_blank'>Nick Harper</a>]";
msg[28] = "But God loves a drunk, although he's a clown<br />You can't help but laugh as he gags and falls down<br />[<a href='http://www.richardthompson-music.com/' target='_blank'>Richard Thompson</a>]";
msg[29] = "I really hate boring things.<br />[Mick Bordet]";
msg[30] = "We're the freaks, we're the inhumans,<br />if we close our eyes and turn aside, pretend<br />that if we do they'll not be there....<br />[<a href='http://www.sofasound.com/' target='_blank'>Peter Hammill</a>]";
msg[31] = "Camera zooming every goof<br />Shooting ratings bullet proof<br />Desperate to generate<br />A crisis to manipulate<br />[<a href='http://www.royharper.co.uk/' target='_blank'>Roy Harper</a>]";


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